a. Old as the hills, motives, ... First, they are immediately suspicious (all otmazyvatsya always that way), and secondly, it is easy to check. God forbid, she called at this time to your job or your friend.
Invent something SuperDuper for example, ... In an extreme case, if nothing comes to mind, tell me honestly: ... Vouch - his wife smile (...
2. No need to pretend that you are suddenly imbued with affection for his wife. Banal bootlicking too, will give you a head. Bursts of affection or undue irritability are appropriate only when sincere repentance (which inadvertently ) or when you finally decided it was time ...
3. Do not give gifts to his wife ... She immediately suspect that you are ... Nor should we suddenly remember the birthdays of his wife and her mother, if you had talked about it only after a long silence on the question in the morning.
4. Need to conduct themselves as naturally as possible. Shifty eyes and whiny voice just by definition excluded.
5. Meet with a lover during the day. Your lack of a night unnatural. If the work does not allow it to implement, change job. In the end, once we live! .
6. Ask your lover does not use perfume, because they - the main traitor. We understand that most women are not such a request will delight... So please be in advance of any silnopahnuschim way to kill the smell of: vodka, acetone, turpentine, gasoline ( for fishermen and hunters will fit, or someone's little maggots podtuhshaya Bird ). Some very sophisticated lovers supersilnodeystvuyuschie use tools, such as Old Spice deodorant, but a true gentleman would never be so inhumane.
7. The second option: Give your lover exactly the same fragrance as your wife. However, there are also spirits and a variety of shampoos, creams, day and night, as well as the contents of the endless jars and tubes, all redolent of the most brazen manner. So still confused, it is better grubs....
8. The classic version of a puncture - lipstick on shirt collar. Do you still fall for this trap? . In a pinch, you can tear off his collar and ascribed this barbaric act grandmother, you are transferred across the road. But she resisted.
9. Ideal if you have two or more women the presence of secret apartments. On whom does not know either your wife or her mother or even your friends ( or they will instantly become public domain, but after a visit there with a dozen of your buddies girlfriends variously smelling, even grubs will not help ).
10. Try not to get anyone in the eye - to leave it outside (camping, walks in the woods, but without any fire, otherwise you will then explain why your jacket permeated not only maggots, but the smoke ). Just do not forget that while Miami falls under the definition for ...
11. Arrange to work with non- schedule and frequent trips. However in this case you will have to make friends with your colleagues and boss, that in a dangerous situation will nod, ... Yes, it will be tomorrow. Although anything can happen... ... We are here until the morning yesterday, all together a report on the use of staples and ink writing stationery! ...
12. Speaking of friends. They are - your rear, your hope, your mind, honor and conscience, your secret apartment, a condom and spare panties the size of the 46th. I mean, if you have something missing from this list - will he borrowed. If they really are friends, not ...
13. Name - another way to get caught. Well, remember this scenario: a husband and wife making love, and in the climax, he calls her a false name. The scandal, a nightmare, a divorce! . Fit even hackneyed ...
14. Ideal - the same name available to all women around. If you have enough self-confidence and arrogance, the renaming can be done forcefully: ...
15. If you carry any of the same machine as the wife - make sure that it did not leave my things in it. Check carefully, even the smallest pin could cause a divorce. However, the rumor of a certain skilled craftsmen, who adapted the condom from the glove box somewhere in the carb and was able to convince my wife that without it, ...
16. Carefully read the schedule of the day your spouse - to your routes do not intersect. There is a chance that your curiosity will be seen as caring. Make a trip sheet, chart movements, rules of meetings with friends and a description of process technology nail salon. Go to the matter thoroughly as to their own business.
17. It's entirely possible, ... So - in any (!) If not drive (! ), His mistress to his house (!). Even if the wife is on vacation abroad, and should arrive within a month. Anything can happen. The epidemic in a country where it rests. The money ran out. Cat sick. swimsuit broke. The ancient wisdom that nothing is permanent, was derived primarily from the behavior of women.
18. Even if she really can not go back at once, anyway - do not drive home a mistress. The neighbors also have eyes, ears and a very long tongues, and the walls of our homes are very thin.
19. If you still have led his friend to his home ( hope that had passed!), Arrange sanitize after its withdrawal. Women's hair tend to be provided in the most inappropriate places (although all of them you still will not clean out, if you were very Stirlitz ). The smell of bedding ( these her ... Unfinished pot of soup (obviously not of your making, because if you yourself can make soup, then why do you need a wife?)... All - the emissions to the scrap in the wash!.
20. Do not let his mistress home phone. Otherwise you will have to come up with numerous answers to the question ... ...
21. Do not write down her phone in a notebook, do not take her business card, do not leave ... Women have a habit to make inspection of personal belongings and pockets. How do you explain then the existence of such ...
22. And most importantly, do not forget to have a mistress mobile phone - suddenly he calls his wife?.
23. Do not start the lovers of the environment of his wife. Otherwise it will, as in the song: ...
24. Try to keep your affair was not too long. A long time lover role will become a part of his second wife, which you will have the same nagging, jealous and demanding the impossible. Why is it you?.
25. Never confess their sins, even if you are caught red-handed. Do not believe her when she says: ... Leave her some hope. Insist that all my wife imagined, even if she caught you in bed with his mistress.
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